Minor Annoyances

Holy crap I haven't done a post in forever. And sometimes it's good to rant. Here are a bunch of things that I find slightly annoying:

1) I don't know if fire is considered a liquid, solid or gas.

2) In Gestalt Counseling, the Empty Chair Technique.


3) How I can go from feeling awesome to completely down just because a sad song comes on the radio.

4) Letting a bunch of food expire in the fridge.

5) Tony singing 3Oh!3's "Don't Trust Me" or Miley Cyrus's "Party in the USA" EVERY NIGHT.

6) None of my amazingly well thought out schemes ever come to fruition.

7) Twilight.

8) It's not the future yet.

9) Rolling 1's and 3's. Consistently.

10) The Pirate Bay is no more.

11) Sometimes when you post something on facebook, the time stamp claims that you have miraculously traveled into the future to post it.

12) Coincidentally, after 23 years, I still do not have the ability to manipulate space and/or time.

13) Sweater Vests.

14) Faux hawks. And mohawks for that matter.

15) Overly religious people.

16) My bachelor's degree is completely worthless.

17) The Mandlebrot Set, while cool, is utterly pointless.

18) I strangely find the romantic comics on XKCD the best.

19) Not using "whilst" more often.

20) Not making good first impressions.

21) Not being able to take back said impressions.

22) Waking up 5-10 minutes before the alarm sounds.

23) Sleeping on my arm. GODDAMMIT ANYWAY.

24) Those Sonic commercials with the two people sitting in their car.

25) People who tell me "You can do better than her" or "You're too good for her."

26) Facebook's chat feature. Shit doesn't even work half the time.

27) The incongruence I feel because I realize that I hate emo kids, but I'm strangely attracted to women that dress the part.

28) Noticing things that aren't really there.

29) The Game, in relation to dating/finding women. The book was awesome. Highly recommended.

30) Not knowing when to use "whom" instead of "who."

31) Smokers. Both in the L4D sense as well as those of the nicotine variety.

32) Navi.

33) Dance clubs.

34) Constant feelings of anomie.

35) How I tend to become very violent when intoxicated.*

36) Blue turtle shells.

37) How I'm paranoid of becoming paranoid.

38) How I suck at trivia and only go just to hang out.

39) Those times I totally fail at giving a high five.

40) Rita Morgan.

41) How I can never really keep up a blog.

42) My original "Everything Goes Numb" CD is scratched.

43) Valentine's Day.

44) Chronic halitosis.

45) The sheer number of Mario Party games. Give it a rest.

46) That (404) 867-5309 is not my real phone number.

47) Wondering how much better my day would have been if I didn't eat fast food for lunch.

48) People who celebrate being in relationships after only one month.

49) Having a credit card with an insanely high limit that I could never ever pay off.

50) Racists. More specifically, those that are racist against me.

*Apologies to Big Rig, Valerie, Elyse, and Christine.